After spending months on the couch swiping for a lover, I’ve finally found the one - their name starts with a V and ends in ibrator. So long Romeo!
It’s time to say goodbye to the dated and clichéd trope of being single and miserable on Valentine’s Day. The only lover you need is your hand is an electrical/silicone-based object that vibrates.
That’s right - I’m giving you full permission to rock your own socks off this Valentine’s Day (and every day before and after that).
Happy Vibrator Day! May Cupid’s arrow strike you with mind-blowing orgasms.
As they say, you need to learn to love yourself before you can love someone else.
So why not love yourself in the literal sense of the word too? The only way you can learn what you enjoy with a lover is to be your own lover first.
Buy yourself flowers, write your name in the sand and give yourself an orgasm.
If you’re new to this, fret not - this is what vibrators are for after all. At Adore, we have a wide range of vibes to suit all vibes.
Ranging from low budget to high budget, novice to expert, internal to external, waterproof, whisper quiet, discreet to not discreet - the selection is immense.
As the resident merchandiser and copywriter for our sexual wellness range at Adore, I’m one of the lucky few who gets to trial our generous offering of sex toys. You could almost say it’s my job to love myself.
It’s a job that I love though, and I want to help you on your journey to loving yourself too - so let’s get into the nitty-gritty of it.
